how to get from ken’s to katina’s (for ken)

take the b11 to the f hail a cab take it 1 block get out and run hijack the m20 bus transfer to the g ride it like a bitch punch a cat in the face (for ken) take the b6 to the f train sip on some sizurp get off at coney island transfer onto the back of a humongous cockroach for three and a half blocks duck into an alley snort cocaine call the cops hitchhike back to the g flip it off throw yourself onto the 3rd rail cry for mommy and piss blood take the b61 to chinatown transfer to the crackhead bus blow up president bush transfer to the f take that to the space shuttle explode into a thousand pieces transfer to the q hijak the l wipe your butt with it get off take the q train uptown transfer to the m20 bus get a transfer on the bus set it on fire and shove it up your ass piss your pants roll yourself up into a humongous joint and smoke it die get reincarnated as the g train slam into the nassau stop at 88mph activate the flux capacitor take the lamborghini to coney island ride the cyclone 5 billion times in a row transfer to the g hijack the g transfer to your mom ride a donkey down broadway smack your ass take a quick left and you’re home

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