START FRI 12/16/2005 9:20 AM
> Mason City -- I just shipped a package to you. Are you near Templar City? >> Mason City is inside of Templar City. It is inside of cat’s heart there. I hope
the package is neither too big, nor made of knives.> Does this cat feed off of personal checks and money order invoices? If so, the
package will fit neatly in the pancreas...or she will need an additional pouch
protruding from the abdomen.>> She has no abdomen; rather she contains energy in a floating vessel connected
to her birth certificate.> We will keep this in mind for further postal emergencies. If the cat responds
violently to bar codes, she can digest municipalities and voter turnout to quell the
pain.>> I know.