The New Ralph Macchio
People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be.
They say: “Who?”Well, I have the answer, and I’m going to share it.
But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself.I am the new Ralph Macchio.
Ralph knows already, and he’s not happy about it. But so what. And maybe you’re not
happy either. But I’ll tell you what I told him. I said: “Suck on this, Ralph.”He had his chance. It’s my turn now.
It’s my turn to be Ralph Macchio.