Black Vaseline

The face of Vaseline when it evaporates The face of the sun blocked by Vaseline The face of Mrs. Burton when I smother her with Vaseline The face of the waterfall when it trickles Vaseline The face of the giraffe when Vaseline is around its neck The face of the kitten with its eyes glittering in black Vaseline The face of the elephant when its trunk is dipped into a suitcase of Vaseline The face of the farmer when the goat consumes his Vaseline The face of the exotic dancer when dollar bills wet with Vaseline are stuck down into the strap of her g-string The face of the fire fighter who fights fires with Vaseline The face of the police officer when he catches the jewel thief with Vaseline The face of the chicken egg when it’s about to be scrambled in Vaseline The face of the mule when it kicks over a canister of Vaseline The face of the hamburger smeared with Vaseline The faces of cats and dogs when it rains Vaseline Confused faces with Vaseline The face of the steel tongue licked by Vaseline The face of a bare foot slipping in a puddle of Vaseline The face of a family of four sinking in a river of Vaseline The face of Ivana Trump rolling in Vaseline The face of someone tasting what could only be Vaseline in their milkshake The face of the lady who threw out the winning bottle of Vaseline The face of the ballerina getting pushed into Vaseline The face of the sleepwalker who wakes up in Vaseline The face of the sergeant when he throws Vaseline instead of the grenade The face of Raquel Welch when she rubs on Vaseline The face of Vaseline when it is rubbed on Raquel Welch

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