White Trash Haiku
Bob sells used Chevys,
orders hot dogs on pizza,
sets his wives on fire.Summer loves Judas
Priest, KISS, Lynnard Skynnard;
shoots crows when in love.Will keeps Camaros
cinder-blocked by his kitchen;
has ten wolf puppies.Tobias eats paste,
murders kittens in dryers,
believes in Jesus.Kenny names his bongs
after red-heads in Hustler.
His wife is pregnant.