Dear Mr. Boss Sir

Thank you for your thank you note. Thank you.  We all learned a lot. After the meeting, Joe asked if I thought you knew about the dribbly stain everyone saw when you reviewed efficiency gains on the whiteboard. He said it looked like a silhouette of a rabbit eating a potato. That Joe!  He said, if you knew, maybe you’d trade in your fancy tie-clip for some good organic diapers, the kind that decompose quickly in the sun with very little help, in dumps all across this great country.