Todd Colby
Perhaps You Misunderstood

Entry fee: $150.00 (tax deductible)
Snowmobiles provided.
Extended life meat (reanimated) left near pantry: pasteurized and/or
actually flopping again or twitching due to electrical pulse stimulation.
Read: really fresh, or refreshed.  Good taste; tender, not gamy.

Blow greens on the shuffled pairings.
Handicaps accounted for.  Hot-dog and cones.
Dusted off syringes, leg clamps, and mutual rubbings in carts.
Businessmen permitted.
Whacking or “pud whacking” after cocktails, encouraged.

Masks will be worn at 18th hole.


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