Daniela Olszewska

Rock, Paper Scissors

Rock:  Somebody once came up to Jane In Her Goddess Form and said, “I want what
you’re on,” and She handed this somebody a (granite) rock that was squishable.  Also, it
bled filtered water.

Paper:  Not to be mistaken for the silver bullet.

Scissors:  Because she is phallic, no one ever suspects her of being a key player in the
terrorist organization dedicated to destroying Jane’s Twenty-Six Lettered Disasters.

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