Mike Topp


Six Poems

Quotation

“London is like New York City without tears.”
– John Ashbery



Quotation

“It’s crazy how clean Scandinavia is. You can lean anywhere.”
– Josephine Baker



Quotation

“Although our information is incorrect, we do not guarantee it.”
– Erik Satie



Quotation

“In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.”
– Andy Warhol



Quotation

“As Andy Warhol said: In the future everyone will be famous for ten
minutes.”
– Geraldo Rivera



The Office

I know tomorrow is a holiday, but we just have to make the dates on
this schedule. If you come in I’ll put you down for some comp time,
which will give you three days total. In all my years as managing
editor I have never given over seven to a single employee and here it
is only halfway through the project. Think it over.

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