Letter and Poem
Dear Mr. Cross,
I have been a longtime fan of your squeaky
cleanalicious poetry website. Every time I view one
of your new issues, I get so excited that I can’t
help but rub my nose against the computer and lick
the scrumptious poetry that radiates from the screen.
I have never thought of myself as a poet, but after
reading the latest issue of shampoo, I was inspired
to put paw to paper and write a short poem about my
favorite thing in the entire world: Meow Mix.
I know that I am not a writer of the usual
shampoo stature – in fact, I’m only a foot tall :) –
but I would be delighted if you would consider my
poem, “Meow Mix,” for your latest
installment of shampoo.
I Love Meow Mix
I see Meow Mix everywhere.
I get Meow Mix in my hair.
People say I should diet,
but I just don’t care.
I’ll eat Meow Mix anywhere.